Mən lüks sevən çözücü və termal ərköyün olan. Mən dünyada onlara bütün ziyarət etmək üçün kifayət qədər uğurlu olmuşdur. Mən dəfə sayı sayı itirmiş, Yalnız bir həftə ilə güclü vəzifə de-vurğulayaraq etmək, Mən googled etdik ki, spa, Avropa və göl ". Mən Lithuanian və ya rus dilində mənim axtarışlar aparılmış olsaydı (mənim yeni sevimli spa müştəri əsasən rus), Mən Druskininkai ilə gəlmək olardı. Amma etməyib, London geri gələn Litva dost etdi, rahat və parlaq, Bu yerə mənə təqdim etmək.

Mən bu olmuşdur, yaxşı iki dəfə artıq döyülmüş track Litva kurort off. Bu inam hər hansı bir dərəcəsi ilə spa şəhər adını tələffüz üçün mənə ilk həftə uzun səfər bütün aldı (Droosk-IN-in-Kye, ikinci hecaya vurğu).

Mən çimərlik kurort spa ziyarət və bütün onlara qarşı heç bir şey var. Amma yayda mən deyil, qısa ov getmək olardı, Sıxlıq sahil qarşısını almaq, çağlayan Brooks üçün boşboğazlıq dəyişdirmək, sakit meşələrində gəzmək və təzə su göl ilə təsadüfən üzmək. Druskininkai bütün qutuları ticks.

Mənim söz rus heç Litva və yalnız bir smattering ilə, böyük otel olan mən hər iki halda qaldı, onun səs-küy yerinə yalnız tune üçün asan və mövcud demək olar ki, fərqli bir tezlik. Bir İngilis adam mənim ilk qalmaq qısa çıxdı və mən ən məyus idi, lakin o, tezliklə başqa yerdə getdi və o yemək bir saat lazım kimi ən son qalmaq Mən həyat yoldaşı üçün həkimlər təyin əlverişsiz idi ki, ingilis dilində ucadan şikayət Norveç adam eşitdim nahar yalnız kiçik bir hissəsi. Lakin zaman qalan bu kiçik təcrid qrup pivə copious məbləğləri içdi və Norveç danışdı.

Sonrakı, Orada əldə, mənim otel Spa Vilnius, yerli siçan və yaxşı köhnə moda Avropa müalicə

Semengoh Wildlife Reserve on iki mil Kuching sürücü və dəyər səfər, Borneo Şimali daha turistik istiqamətlərə gözəl çimərliklər var, lakin mənə Wasnt günəş üçün cəlb, dəniz və qum. Mən Bermibeh Travellers Lodge tərəfindən təşkil turlar bir neçə qoşulub (Eve dili Hai Street) . Onlar erkən başladı, və mən səhər yeməyi atlandı səhər şəxs çox olmayan, Mən vasitə gözlədi isə bu Bermimbeh yataqxanasında pulsuz böyük insanların mənə təqdim edildi.

Ilk səfər mən bu fantastik canlılar hər hansı bir bax etməyib, Əgər siz onları görmək və onlara çox yaxın almaq imkan əgər zərər dəhşətli photos yalnız çox onlar sizə nə edə bilər. 'Bir orangutan sizə üz, Siz həmişə xəstəxanaya getmək, ehtiyat kimi guide izah etdi. Bu orangutans vəhşi bərpa və dont əgər onlara salınan ərzaq almaq üçün gəlmək lazımdır olunur, Bu yaxşı əlamət deyil, onlar edirik. Onlar yetim ya da yaralanan və ya əvvəllər qanunsuz ev heyvanları kimi saxlanılır və məqsədi onları ram lakin onlar özləri üçün bakmak kimi onlara kömək deyil ki,. Ilk səfərdə gözlədik və sakit gözlədi (və bir qrup kimi adi, Bəzi belə sakit) meşə lakin onlar gəlmək etməyib.

Mənim növbəti ekskursiya Jong-nin Timsah Farm idi, də qısa bir sürücü üz. Sözün əhəmiyyəti 'təsərrüfatı’ etməyib həqiqətən zamanda endirmək, lakin qidalanır timsah (kifayət qədər qıt) turistlər böyük zümrüd yaşıl hovuz var. Malayziya turistik gəzinti kiçik bir qrup tərk bir dəfə mən özüm demək olar ki, yer idi. Hər yerdə timsah ilə bir sakit yarpaqlı spot. Bir əlavə Inside böyük quyruqsuz heyvan tək qələm languishes, yəqin bu şəkildə anadan olub və xaricində başqaları tərəfindən savaged olunacaq.

Jong bir yaraşıqlı və təəccüblü dinc yer, etmək üçün bir şey nəzərə alaraq ən böyük və ən aqressiv yaşayış sürünənlər arasında gezmek edir.

Ibans Borneo doğma Dayak insanların qəbilə var, yağış meşə kənd və uzun ev ziyaret üçün bir beautful yer var. Mən bir insan zoo oldu zaman yardım hissi couldnt. Görünür Headhunting həyata mərhələli, lakin rafters quru kəllə bir az çox orijinal baxdı.

Mənim ikinci səfəri haqqında Semenggoh üçün (Bu səfərlər bahalı arent, Siz Bermibih Lodge kimi yerdə onları kitab, xüsusilə də əgər, daha Pullman kimi yekəxana otel çox, və giriş haqqı mərkəzi dəstəkləyir) guide baxmaq 'deyərək başladı, baxmaq, orada!’ bir cizgi Attenborouesque mərhələ pıçıltı ilə. Və orada onlar, Bu möhtəşəm canlılar.

Semenggoh Təbiət Qoruğu

Kuching is a bustling city on the banks of the Sarawak River on the island of Borneo. There are tourists inevitably, but it’s off the beaten track enough to be exotic and not like anywhere else, making it an interesting city to explore. You will find plenty of unique shops, cafes and restaurants (unique apart from a branch of that nasty virulent golden arch chain) and there is big bargain department store (go here especially if you are in need of a new rucksack for the rain forest).

The bench-lined river promenade is a great place to start sightseeing or to sit and watch the colourful boats. I was lucky enough to chance upon the annual regatta. There are long sunset river cruises culminating in a show performed by exquisite traditional dancers. People squealed as a small crocodile swam along the surface close to the boat. If you feel up to braving a smaller (infinitely more capsizable) boat and forget about the aforementioned crocodile there are short expedient rides to take you across to the grassy residential shores of the opposite bank, the site of the Astana, the residence of the Sarawak governor built by a certain Charles Brooke in 1869 and where via loud speakers there is sermonising on the word of the prophet Mohammed.

A Singaporean friend had recommended that I try the local delicacy ‘midin’, an edible jungle fern native to Sarawak and I found it in the cafe ‘Zhun San Yen’ near the river. After having the delicious samphire-like vegetable along with lots of other delicious dishes at this cafe run by Bhuddists I became a semi-regular (bolstered by my calamity of forgetting to take any money on my second lunch and the owners being totally cool with me bringing it when I came down later). All the dishes are vegetarian, some using the traditional Chinese style of cooking with faux meats and they are all delicious. The self service buffet is charged by weight (economical and handy for the budget conscious) and the staff are charming.

Away from the river the town is a busy hive of streets. Apparently it’s uncertain whether the word ‘Kuching’ derives from the Malay word for cat ‘kucin’ or from the Chinese word for port ‘cochin’ but there are numerous cat statues and even a cat museum (I know where I’d put my money). Around town there are lots of interesting buildings, temples both Chinese and Indian and a magnificent mosque as well as a colourful dragon-filled Chinatown.

The breathtakingly beautiful Reservoir Park was a spectacular find. Take the opposite direction from river, setting out from the Pullman hotel and a twenty minute or so stroll from the city centre (anyway you’ll need a map but they are easy to come across)…

At night the river esplanade seems to be the real heart of the city, it’s full of people taking the air, strolling or sitting at the food stalls. However; if you find exploring the city on foot thirsty work and want something a little stronger there are places around that serve cocktails, beers and wines. Larger hotels and some cafes and restaurants sell alcohol, but not all of them, this being a muslim country. My Rough Guide recommended a ‘lifestyle bar’ called ‘Tao’ on Jalan Padungan. After an walk around streets filled with little shops selling hardware and tiny restaurants selling Indian or Malay food, amongst the hustle and bustle of city life, people sitting at the front of their shops enjoying the cooler balmy nights. I found the address, now called 175 it was a really cool place; friendly staff, healthy food with vegetarian choices and smoothies but cocktails and wine and beers too; music, sofas, a couple of floors and discrete areas and best of all a free fish pedicure for every customer while they sip their drinks.

Next: Iban longhouses and crocodiles

Borneo had long been one of my dream destinations, so whilst on a secondment in Singapore, I was lucky enough to make a few trips there. Taking advantage of Air Asia’s handy flights I flew to Kuching, a sprawling, bustling city on the banks of the Sarawak River. And here from here, the Malaysian part of the island I was able to explore this exotic land.

There are backpackers lodges and dormitories but on a hill in a fairly quiet part of town, a twenty minute drive from the airport, is the gleaming Pullman Hotel. My first visit coincided with the soft opening of this sparkling new modern tower. The deluxe rooms on the top floors have floor to ceiling windows with views of the river and the city. The bright, spacious public areas are sun streaked and comfortable and the relaxation area around the pool doubles as a nightclub complete with light shows in the evening. The tapas by the pool are delicious and remarkably good value. There is also a gym, a jacuzzi and a steam room and a few yards from the entrance to the hotel I found a massage centre where the wonderful treatments seemed to be a hybrid of a hard Thai pummelling and Swedish deep tissue massage with oil.

So if you have flown from further than Singapore or are just in need of some down time the food and relaxation areas in the hotel are pretty good. There is a cafe with international dishes and breakfast, but for dinner the more formal Nu Er Hong restaurant on the ground floor has an extremely delicious traditional Chinese vegetarian selection and a good wine list.

This would almost be a destination hotel if it wasnt Borneo out there! After dinner, or after a swim and a massage, the charming Kuching waterfront promenade is a short stroll away and is a gentle introduction to the city. And Kuching is a good base to explore the surrounding areas, and Borneo.

Next Kuching; ‘Cat City’, Borneo

On the third windswept and startling bright Dahab morning I tore myself from the cushioned and shielded sanctuary of the Bedouin pavilion overlooking Gulf of Aqaba to rejoin the dawdling chatty yoga group at the big wooden breakfast table. I had had my fill of the delicious foul and salty white cheese, the peppers and freshly cooked unleavened bread and prefered to drink my tea away from the rajastic chit chat of my new yogic companions. I dragged myself back to these starlings swathed in soft natural fibres against the underlying desert chill to hear what the much heralded (and money spinning I cynically appended) visit from the local guide had to say about a possible desert trip.

Passive aggressive emaciated yoga teacher Celia knew exactly what she wanted us to choose to do. I was shot down in flames for trying to concoct an apparently totally impossible combination of desert trip and nature reserve.

The guide invited me to sit down, testily I refused. He sat high and lean in his wooden chair in his grey djellaba and spoke about possible adventures and utterly charmed. With his clipped moustache and thickly waved hair he looked like a like a grease-painted silent movie star version of himself.

Sulkily I skulked back to my cushioned solitude to stare at the sea. A couple of chapters of a novel later (who was John Galt anyway) and I walked along the pedestrian and equestrian curvy sea path that stretched between the sparsely populated tents and cushions and their four walled counterparts. The sun, high over head felt damaging and the sea sparkled and shimmered all the way to the menacing mountain walls of Saudi Arabia.

Someone waived to me as I reached the busy diving hub and I ate more hummus with two of my new acquaintances before setting off again alone along the sea path and between the hard selling restaurateurs and hawkers of bric-a-brac stood the charming guide, the purveyor of Bedouin dreams. About six feet six he stood shrouded in robes sipping daintily on the straw in a small carton of juice. He smiled and said hello and asked me if I wanted a tour of the surrounding area, to see the canyon and the views. Cynically, I thought afterwards, I asked him the price of the tour and affronted he told me it was free.

I stayed at the Coral Coast Hotel (which refreshingly doesnt have a website yet, but you can google it!) in Dahab, and flew with Easy Jet

I had often thought of visiting Havana and it had come a close second in an erstwhile destination deliberation process with a good friend a few years ago (having been pipped at the post by India). When an email dropped into my inbox informing me of a ten day writing course with Steven Berkoff that happened to slot nicely into a period of leave I stopped being indecisive about where to go for my next adventure and booked flights.

Not always gregarious and normally one to shun those dreaded group activities, being herded around and going about my day in close confines with people who are not of my choosing, this wasnt the kind of thing I would normally go for (at least not while on holiday). Furthermore I had never previously felt the need to be assisted by a writing course but was curious to meet the maestro in such a ravishing setting. So I signed up for the curriculum at the iconic Habana Libre hotel (single occupancy fully paid up of course) and arranged my solitary countryside adventure to Valle de Vinales around it.

On the night I was to ‘join’ el groupo I waited around in the gleaming and capacious marbled lobby, half heartedly jollied along by a pina colada. The air conditioned space was fine, I love the seductive anonymity of hotel lobbies but I wasnt really looking forward to meeting ‘them’, the others, at all. I was actually to make a few good new friends out of it all as is often the case but at that moment I was waiting reluctantly to be associated with the rest of the herd.

I hung around in the designated area of the lobby pointed out to me by the receptionist, until what appeared initially to be a wishy washy group of mainly women began assembling in the lobby and I was offered a wishy washy undrinkable mojito in a plastic cup. I hovered around behind the unpunctual crew, eager just to obtain some basic details without having to linger too much and then to go off for dinner. The ensemble were somewhat delayed as they had had to wait in the airport for someone who didnt turn up. This whole group dynamic of waiting around for people is particularly tedious, especially if they dont turn up. Maybe this particular anonymous would be writer didnt even want to enter the country when in full possession of the news I was about to receive.

I already had a particular first night close by restaurant earmarked for dinner (Trattoria Maraka’s on Calle 0 between Calles 23 and 25, just around the block) having no interest or patience for bonding and dining and the ‘oh where shall we goes?’ just yet. A reluctant loiterer in the background, ready to slope off any moment, I was asked if I was who I was and handed a schedule for salsa dancing which I didnt question as my patience had reached its limits, there are only so many irrelevant questions addressed to the whole group one can endure. Its extremely tedious when some people think it’s necessary for a whole group of strangers to listen to the ponderous answers of a non native to “Is it safe?, ‘can you drink the water?’ and ‘how can my husband contact me?.

Waiting for the lift, a small mousey man asked me ‘are you one of mine?’, this instantly rankled but not wanting to get off on a bad foot I stopped myself from demanding ‘one of your what?’ and replied in an sniffy manner that I was here for the writing course and that I had been given a schedule for salsa dancing. The small Antipodean’s rather disconcerting reply was ‘Its probably about the same but we dont know what time George wants to start’ to which I replied ‘who’s George?’

‘The tutor’

‘I thought the tutor was Steven Berkoff’’

‘ Ah.. you didnt you get the email… he was unable to come’

‘No I was in Vinales for a few days and havent checked my email…’

Three days before the start date of the course wouldnt really have been a great time to reschedule in any case. This really wasnt what I had wanted to hear.

George, George, George. George started the first session in his suite, he kept referring to his room with an adjoining room as his suite as if he hadnt been out much before. Im pretty sure he hadnt been out much before. He was wearing some sort of a kimono and kept telling us all about his recent milestone birthday and his engagement. He started his first tutorial (numbers already depleted by several members who had defected join a concurrent salsa course) by asking us to add another descriptive word to out given names. He kicked the whole thing off with Gorgeous George. This kind of thing is what makes group ‘activities’ detestable. So we had Sassy Sue and Mellifluous Mel and Kindly Kate and Amazing Ailon and all sorts of silly rubbish which would have been unbefitting of the august Mr Berkoff. We were prompted to write and perform a bit and some of it was great fun. The emphasis was on the acting out of what we had written, George being a stage actor and a thespian. I’d never heard of George. More people were to defect to salsa.

George had an obsession with Edgar Allan Poe and in particular with his narrative poem the Raven. During one hilarious reading of which a cleaner burst into to room with a hoover just as him was shrieking, ravenesesque ‘Nevermore’!

 

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me – filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door –
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; –
This it is, and nothing more,’

George often had visitors at his chamber door and held court out of hours. He was insecure and in need of reassurance often repeating tiresome personal details that were of no interest and made one long to be out of his suite and by the pool. He built up a small fan base of which he slept with at least one, upsetting others in this pack of women (more men it seemed prefered to salsa). He had exclusive dinners to which not all of the group were invited. It was obviously an all expenses paid trip but it transpired he was losing out because he was an out of work actor on the dole and couldnt claim benefits for a week.

 

Havana was wonderful in spite of the absence of the big draw, our original intended mentor. The disgruntled ones along with all the others were offered a free weekend of coaching with Steven Berkoff (who had had contractual obligations) on The Isle of White and the best fun ones went along and it served as a marvellous reunion. Hours were spent in elegant high ceilinged rooms and ye olde pubs with the mesmerising and formidable thespian and captivating raconteur.

A lot of people bypass the hustle and bustle and exhaust fumes of Havana and head straight for the beach resorts. One afternoon, those of us not staying on for a beach holiday at the end headed out to one to see what all the fuss was about, this was the Caribbean after all. A thirty minute taxi ride took us to the one of the Playas del Este and the beautiful golden sands and azure waters of Megano. It was stunning, uncrowded and unspoiled but with bamboo sun shades and little beach huts selling delicious cocktails and snacks.