Teb chaws Cuba
Kuv nyuam qhuav xyuas teb chaws Cuba thawj zaug thiab hlub nws! Qhov no yog twv yuav raug hu tau ib qho chaw uas kuv xav ntsib dua. Muaj lus hais tias nrhiav nqaij qab dinners dawb tau sib tw ib lub caij.
Tab sis kuv thawj tsawg lub sijhawm uas nws exasperation pib ua ntej kuv txawm muab taw rau qhov kob zoo nkauj curtesy ntawm lub teb chaws menyuam noj Cuban Cubana. Raws li kuv lub davhlau txhob Gatwick tsis txog 12.40 Kuv tau brunch ntawm tus puas bland, tiam sis raws li tus phem South Terminal Rev uas Cafe Rouge. Kuv trod tus trod npaum li cas tab sis hopeful puas tau tsis pub hnab nqa taug kev ib euphoric kab txawv qhov chaw ntawv nyob sib npaug txoj kev saib tus Vs rau cov zaub mov qhov hluav taws xob menus nyob ib ncig ntawm tus loj qaim wide tuav/kav khw hangar. Kuv paub lawm tias kuv ua tau ib tug zoo iav los yog ob leeg liab nrog kuv brunch, qhov no yog tus Gatwick Karnataka tsis suav. Tab sis tom qab ib daim credit card bashing tseem muaj muas ntawm kev nkag teb chaws raws DSLR (qhov no tseem ua kuv tsis tau lawm los nrhiav kuv Coolpix rau ntawm ib feeb xeem trawl ntawm lub tsev muaj plaus uas pav ca kuv tau) …Kuv twb rau lub vajvoog uas pastry rau mixed nceb noj rau cov yuav luag zoo 'Feuillete tsib Champignons' £5.95 soggy. Xav noj, yuav luag zoo tab sis yuav tau ntau nws comforting ntxiv ib sab ntawm kib £2.95 thiab ib nyias £3.50. Tho txawv tho txawv tho txawv! Tab sis ntev dua tho txawv kuv suppose, scandalous yuav luag ua no yuav tsum tau them nyiaj rau suav. Kuv twb pom tus nyiam nyiam heev nyob rau Fabkis (thiab pseudo Fabkis) khw nojmov siv unsalted butter. Los kuv kuj tsis Francophile palette unsalted butter xwb qab qab li roj unsalted. Tau scandalous rau tus Fabkis los pseudo Fabkis los uas tau muab nws tus kheej lub npe Fabkis txoj saw lub 'Baguette' rau cov uas txoj roj unsalted yog ib accompaniment thiab uas lawv them £2.25 yog ib me ntsis pheej yig lub pob tawb ntawm txhav airy inconsequential duab los qhia.
Ntxiv insult rau raug mob tag nrho cov neeg ua hauj lwm muaj fawning ntau tshaj li ob uber loj hais lus thiab tu siab heev saib yam uas seemed mus sim tau txhua lub phaj hauv daim ntawv qhia zaub mov suited, hauv kev soj ntsuam closer kuv pheej nrhiav tau lwm lawv yeej tau sim txhua tais rau cov zaub mov tom los tom thiab ces tom qab sib tham loj lawv tau sau yam. Cov neeg nws transpired worked rau cov tuam txhab thiab tau saj tsis tau kuaj los sis yuav tau them yog hais tias txhua yam uas yuav tsum muaj ib tug saj. Nrog ob tug no los ua sucked li pab tau qeeb. Qhov nyias yuav tau anaemic, lub fries nyob flaccid, nyob zoo tus caw. Kuv tsis tau haus li ntawd twb tau kom muaj tus txhais lus diabolical ntawm kuv ces yuav tsum nyob lub dav hlau tau vegetarianism. Nws ib txoj hauj lwm zoo kuv tsis muaj ib qhov nyuaj tsheb ciav hlau.
Kuv tsis yog ib cov neeg yoj tes lawm tus menyuam noj zaub mov thaum nws nqa tuaj rau kuv xws li kuv am ib tug ntawm cov neeg uas sawv daws stares ntawm seb zoo li cas lawv twb tau mus vim cov neeg tsis noj nqaij noj mov yuav tsis txais kev pab ua ntej. Thiaj tsis tau muaj plaub teev tom qab kuv kim Cafe Rouge stodge kuv tshem tawm cov ntawv nyiaj hau ntawm lub me me txaus cua yuav luag feem ntawm cov nplej zom hauv soob ntses, lwm anaemic nyias thiab lub khob liab muab obligatory. Kuv tsis yog tshaib plab thiaj tsis xam khib kuv neighbours chocolatey ncuav mog qab zib. Kuv pom muaj tus qauv tseeb rau lub caij lacto ovo neeg tsis noj nqaij noj mov. Tej zaum muaj cheese hauv qhov loj qhov pluas mov tab sis nws tsis mas tub nrog crackers afterwards li nws tseem nrog tus uas tsis yog cov neeg tsis noj nqaij noj mov. Tej yam qab zib thiab nplaum yog los hloov cov hws khov txaig ntsuas thiab tus plws ntawm butter yog hloov raws qab rog dawb (qhov no yuav ua rau hnov kiag rau ib vegan mov tab sis muaj ib cheese ntawm cov nplej zom). Kuv haus tus caw uas tau txais kev pab nrog noj hmo thiab raws li kuv tau kom paub tias yog yuav tau txais kev pab nrog noj hmo xwb thiab tsis yog kev muag khoom. Ntawm ib theem muaj seemed mus yuav ib tug txiv neej xav muag yas khob rum lub dav hlau (los sis tej zaum qhov no yog ib tug hypoglycemic hallucination) tab sis nws twb ncaim ntawm lub sij hawm kuv txiav txim tias nws yog lub sij hawm rau lwm tus haus. Lub davhlau yog tsug kaum peb teev kom muaj ib lub tsheb xa me nyuam rov coob uas xam nrog thiab refueling nyob Holguin.
Tsis muaj refreshments ntau tau txais kev pab rau koj li cas seemed zoo li yim teev thiab ua ua ces kuv yog tshaib plab heev dua. Tus tom ntej Self yog preceded yog tus txais tos flourish ntawm txoj kev ntawm cov neeg coob, hauv lub xeev no anticipation yog txiav luv luv rau kuv thaum ib steward ib deadpan qhia nrog rau muab lub tsawb rau hauv lub tais yas pem lub taub hau kuv. Kuv nug nws zoo li cas yog nyob rau hauv tej khoom noj uas muaj tam sim no yog tso tawm. Lawv mam li cheese. Lawv cheese. ' Cov no tsis yog rau cov neeg tsis noj nqaij, qhov no yog rau cov neeg tsis noj nqaij ' nws cem Kuv tuav txog kuv txiv tsawb. 'Tab sis kuv xav tau ib tug nyuaj cov cheese'. Kuv yog zaum ze lub galley thiab ib stewardess pib nyeem daim ntawv lo nrog cov khoom xyaw rau qhov nyuaj. ' Yog cheese. Koj noj cheese? Lawm koj tsis tau muaj, koj yuam kom cov neeg tsis noj nqaij ' tam sim no kuv twb yuav muaj tej yam txawv zoo li, cov neeg tsis noj nqaij fake. 'Muaj tug cheese ntawm cov nplej zom koj coj kuv' kuv hais rau lawv, Kuv qab haus huv tam sim no jangling nyob famished voos. Nws thiaj li tom qab txhua leej txhua tus yuav tsum tau muab ib tug nyuaj ib tug tso pem lub taub hau kuv, luckily muaj nws yog ib tug tu qab rau cov neeg tsis noj nqaij ua tau txawv txawv.
tab tom yuav tuaj!
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Kuv txaus siab nws yuav ua tau ib tug npau suav phem sim mus nrhiav zaub mov veggie thaum travelling. Kuv twb tau yaam puab paub rau koj cheese nyuaj/tsawb fiasco zoo ib yam li thiab nws yog infuriating. As regards noj thaum twg koj tau muaj, as Well as googling chaw nojmov thiab lwm yam kuv twb tseem hu veggie pawg yav tag los. Lawv muaj pab tau lub zos paub txog dab tsi yog muaj thiab feem ntau zoo siab pab 🙂
leej twg departing ntawm gatwick sab qab teb yuav tsum tau mus café rouge yog hauv tshaib plab, vim hais tias tus cawm ere txom nyem heev xwb..
thiab sawv daws yuav tsum ntsibtsum los lawm txog tej yam tsis zoo muab kev pab muaj, vim cov neeg ua hauj lwm paub cov neeg muas zaub puas muaj dhau kom yuav tsum muaj muaj siab uas muaj qhabnias Fabkis txoj bistro.
ib chim nrog lub baguettes, uas, thaum lub sij hawm, Kuv zam, muab cov sij hawm tuaj lig heev..
tsis muaj tus excuses rau koj cov phooj ywg kuv tau muab qhov kev txiav txim tsis ncaj ncees lawm, Txawm tias yuav yog tom qab ib hnub tibneeg hu tauj coob, tej inesperienced waiter yuav tsum tau txais qhov txiav txim txoj kev, Yog hais tias nws muaj ib tug notepad, thiab yog muab rau neeg ib txheej 3.. thiab tag nrho rau ib qhov chaw ze li ntawm npliag (tej zaum 2 lwm cov ntxhuav)
ces txawm, xijpeem, peb muaj kev accomodating, thiab cov phooj ywg kuv tau txais qhov kev txiav txim tsis ncaj ncees lawm, kaum rau lub davhlau lig, thaum kawg no, tab sis yuav tau txais ib co luv nqi tsi zoo, los yog fake baguettes dawb kawg..
Kuv zoo siab tubntxhais nrog kuv liab qab qwj (yog, lawv tsis txawm hom rov qab siv lub tas zoo li, lawv muab koj cov sib zog ntaus mus khaws cia.) thiab cov soggy baguette yog ib tug dlej dip nyob rau hauv tag nrho ntawd zaub txhwb qaib thiab qej ntses..
tiam sis lwm zaus kuv mam nco ntsoov tiab ntse, thiab hom ua ib daim ntawv zais cia shopper, tsis tau txoj kev tsab cai, tab sis, yog hais tias cov kev pab cuam pab txoj kev pom..
hais txog koj ya davhlau, Kuv kaj lias tseem tsis nkaus lawv cov txhaum, Yog koj yuav mam noj su them ntau heev..
Cubana Airlines yuav tsum tau staffed los cubans, thiab tej zaum rau lawv, siv heev deprivation, qhov muaj slab nqaij yog ib yam khoom khoom kim heev daj thiab them rau yoov tom khw nyob, lub tswv yim ntawm ib tug muaj nplua nwj thiab healty foreigner tsim tej tus kho ua ib pluag mov los ntawm tej yam tsiaj, yuav tsum nrhiav kom tau insult lawv cov struggles thiab cov txiv hmab txiv ntoo imposed thiab veg noj tsis nplua nuj..
Nws yog tej zaum yeej ua kom tau lawv muab tau qhov txawv ntawm vegans, edenics, thiab macrobiotics xwm yeem..
tab sis peb tsis tau kiam lawv kom tau pab ib tug txiv tsawb los lub hau qe thaum lub sij hawm tsis ncaj ncees lawm, suav lawv cia li ua raws li cov kev tswj..
Kuv yog ib tug zoo siab carnivore, ces kuv yuav mus nrhiav cov qe thiab cov tsawb, whit cheese rau saum, tab sis kuv yuav tseem kom muab cov neeg tsis noj nqaij rau hnub cereal tuav ob peb ua ke, Thaum abroad, nyob hauv cov ntaub ntawv, yuav tsum tsis txhob starvation..
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Kuv tsis tau pom dua! Tus neeg twg uas sia ncaim ntawm ntawm Gatwick sab qab teb (tsis tu ncua) thiab cov muaj ntau txawm tias tus neeg uas tsis tau mus rau sab qab teb Gatwick yuav tsum tau mus rau lub phony Bistro. Tab sis peb ua lawv muab rau nws? Ntaub ntawv kuv yuav theej tau nceb soggy nyob soggy pastry dua liab qab slugs nyob rau hauv cov ntses tab sis vim li cas ho tsis tau ib tug neeg staged tawm tsam muaj ib tus kab uas 'peb yuav tsis noj koj grotty overpriced khw kom txog thaum lawv tsis grotty thiab overpriced lawm'? Down nrog tus fake baguettes! Rau faire la greve!
Kuv muaj Cubans yuav tsum nonplussed los ntawm vegetarianism heev. Rau hauv lub davhlau upholstery rau ntawm lub rooj zaum ua yuav yog ib tug txawv thiab kuv pom tsis tau ua hauj lwm. Qhov ob peb tsaug tsaug zog ntawm kuv rho tus dig muag thiab kuv yuav kom lawv mus tsa nws me ntsis ces kuv yeej nyeem. Muaj tej tug tsis muaj sib tham sib lom ze, tiam sis lub rooj zaum tau loj ceg ntau chav. Lub tsawb xwm yog ib tug prelude los hais no nws tsis noj nqaij txhua. Kuv tsis muaj Edenic, tiam sis lawv yuav khaws cov khoom uas ua yoov daj thiab khoom kim heev.
Thiab ntxiv mus, zoo siab carnivore, Txhij yuav tswg muaj qab muaj daim ntawv qhia tias yuav tau koj shouting 'puas tua neeg' ua ntej koj yuav hais Escargot Bourguignon.
Yog tias hauv daim ntawv qhia uas yog thiab yuav ua rau kuv quaj qw ' nqaij yuav tua neeg’ (Thaum pom zoo rau muab tua neeg tus phem connotation) Yog koj penne tej melanzane rendition, uas tsis tau tejyam uas ntaus lub kos, tsis yog vim cov khoom xyaw, Kuv qhov tseeb hlub aubergines, nplua nuj nicotine thiab nrog ib tug zoo nkauj ntsim heev peculiar, tab sis vim txhua lub dag zog thiab lub sijhawm uas siv hauv ua noj yuav tau rua siv pursuing cov hom phiaj..
nag hmo xwb, cas ib coincidence, Kuv yuav nyob hauv sainsbury cov ib lub thawv uas yam no hu ua greek aubergines imam, uas, txhoov ib zaug nyob rau hauv chunks me, yuav kis tau mus rau ntawm mozzarella slices, thiab muab tso rau hauv lub microwave rau txog 40 vib nas this, muab koj lub approximation zoo heev ntawm koj daim ntawv qhia no..
yog yuav kom kuv was'n fooling rau kuv tus kheej nrog rau cov kev tshwm sim, ive nyuam qhuav tau nws li ib tav su noj xob yem, tsis muaj cov nplej zom, tau mas..
qab.. ..thiab nyob rau hauv nqe heev ntshe khwv yees li (£2.26 ib hwj iav)
txog thaum kawg yog hais tias kuv yuav tsum tau ua rau ntau tshaj 2 neeg, yuav tsum tau koj txoj kev, Tabsi kuv tus kheej rau ib vas nthiv indulge kho, Kuv xav txog kuv txoj kev yooj yim..
rov qab mus rau hauv daim ntawv qhia murderous, Kuv yog expecting ib yam dab tsi ntawm txoj kab ntawm cov ortolan, qauj muag songbirds fattened li 4 lub sij hawm lawv loj nyob rau hauv lub tawb kaw nas dub, ces poob deg hauv lub snifter ntawm armagnac, plucked, ces yam no hu ua mus txog 6 feeb…
tej lub delicacy uas lawv yuav tsum noj mov, tom ntawm taub hau, nrog lub taub hau lub tsev noj mov nws tus kheej tau kev pab los ntawm ib cov ntswg, tsis tau tau disturbed thaum zoo li no ib feat…
unluckily pab tau Asmeslikas yav tag los 3 xyoo nyob rau Fabkis, thiab nws yuav kim heev los mus tuav niam tais near yav tom ntej..
zoo rau kuv, raws li koj paub, Kuv tuaj rau Nyab Laj teb tsis tau muaj ib hlis, thiab muaj, tom ntej no rau cov dev, nas thiab cov nab, Kuv yuav tau mus saj tsis tau drunken cw, poob deg hauv caw nplej..
tej zaum tsis lub ncov ntawm gastronomy, raws li ortolans muaj reputed yuav, flavours, tab sis tseem ib txhia tshiab ntxiv rau kuv lub tsev qiv ntawv..
suav txooj Darwin nws tus kheej xav saj tsis txhua xwb tsiaj nws tabtom nyob hauv contact nrog..
Darwin nyob rumoured tau ua neeg tsis noj nqaij rau lub neej tom ntej, yog nws evolved. Nws hais tias ' yog tsis siv txawv ntawm txiv neej thiab cov tsiaj dua nyob hauv lawv cov hlwb faculties... Cov tsiaj tsawg, ib yam li txiv neej, manifestly xav Library thiab mob, zoo siab, thiab tu siab '. Tab sis thaum koj saib tsam condone tua neeg koj yeej tsis tau discriminatory.
Tias tais tsis tshua noj ntev ua txhua (Kuv mas ua soob ntses kom ntau thiab khov li ntawd, nws twb yooj yim dua rau tom suppers). Koj yuav ua nws ib hmo thiab txawm hais tias koj tau nyob ib leeg xwb kuv yog tias koj tsis plam ib yam ntawm koj nqe. Nws cia li tshwm sij hawm haus mas thaum txhua tes hauj lwm uas teev. Lawm, nws muaj nqis! Kuv txaus siab, Txawm li cas los, tias koj enjoyed koj hwj iav uas lawv yuav tau rua lub neej ntawm ib tug me noog aubergines.
Koj ib txwm phem muab tej tsob nroj flavours ntau rau koj lub tsev qiv ntawv. Muaj kev lom zem nyob rau Nyab Laj teb thiab nco ntsoov dev yog txiv neej nws tus phooj ywg zoo tshaj.