Kuv muaj ntau xav li cas txog mus Havana thiab nws yuav tsum tuaj kaw tias ib lo lus uas peb erstwhile deliberation qhov rooj nrog tus zoo phooj ywg ob peb xyoos dhau los (txaij nim txaij tau pipped ntawm lub tsev xa los Is Nrias teb). Thaum muaj ib tug poob rau hauv kuv inbox qhia rau kuv tias kom sau ntawv ib hnub 10 nrog Steven Berkoff uas tau tshwm sim rau qhov nicely mus ib lub sij hawm so kuv tso tseg tsis tau indecisive txog qhov twg mus rau kuv taug txuj tom ntej kev nyuaj thiab booked flights.
Tsis nco ntsoov gregarious thiab txwm ib shun cov dreaded pab pawg, raug raws lawv ib ncig thiab mus txog kuv hnub hauv kaw confines rau cov neeg uas tsis muaj kev kuv xaiv, qhov no tsis yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws uas kuv yuav nquag mus rau (tsawg kawg yog tsis nrhiav rau nyiaj so koobtsheej). Tas kuv muaj yav tas los yeej tsis muaj tus xav tau kom pab tau los ntawm kev sau ntawv kom tiam sis yog kom tau raws li cov maestro hauv tej lub ravishing qhov mas. Yog li kuv thov cov kev kawm nyob rau cov tsev so Habana Libre iconic (nyob ib siab them kiag) thiab cov txheej txheem ntawm kuv keev xeeb countryside taug txuj kev nyuaj rau Valle tsib Vinales ncig.
Rau hmo kuv twb mus 'nrog' el groupo kuv tos hauv lub gleaming thiab capacious marbled chaw tos txais, ib nrab heartedly jollied los ntawm ib lub colada pina. Cov huab cua conditioned chaw tau zoo, Kuv hlub seductive lawv tsev so lobbies tab sis kuv tsis tshua saib rau pem hauv ntej rau rooj 'tau', lwm tus, kiag li. Kuv twb tau mus ua ob peb tshiab phooj ywg zoo tawm tas raws li yog feem ntau hais tiam sis tam sim kuv twb tos reluctantly mob tas cov pab tsiaj.
Kuv dai thaj tsam nyob rau cheeb tsam ntawm koj qhov chaw tos txais taw tes qhia rau kuv ntawm tus neeg txais tos seb thaum twg li, mus txog li cas nyob chiv tau ib wishy washy pawg mas tus poj niam pib assembling nyob rau hauv qhov chaw tos txais thiab kuv twb muab ib wishy washy undrinkable mojito nyob rau hauv lub khob yas. Kuv hovered nyob ib ncig ntawm qab cov neeg coob unpunctual, xav ua cia li mus nrhiav tau ib co lus yooj yim tsis nyob ua si ntau heev thiab luag kom mus noj hmo. Cov khaub ncaws ntau yog dog dig ncua raws li lawv tau muaj nyob hauv lub tshav dav hlau tos rau lwm tus uas tsis tig mus. No tseem pab dynamic tos ib ncig rau cov neeg no feem ntau yog tsho, yog lawv tsis sib. Tej zaum no xyov anonymous yuav txawj sau ntawv tsis txawm xav mus ntaus lub teb chaws thaum nyob rau hauv daim ntawv qhia txog lwm cov xov xwm kuv tab tom tau txais.
Kuv twb ib tug thawj hmo ntuj nyob ze ntawm lub tsev noj mov earmarked noj hmo (Trattoria Maraka tus ntawm Calle 0 sib Calles 23 thiab 25, ncig lub nplov) muaj tsis muaj paj laum los yog siab ntev bonding thiab chav thiab cov ' huag twg yuav peb mus?' xwb tsis tau. Tus tsis txaus siab ua loiterer nyob hauv keeb kwm yav dhau, nqes hav tua muaj caij npaj txhij, Kuv twb hais koj yog kuv tug uas kuv tau tso rau ib lub sij hawm rau salsa dancing uas kuv tsis tau nug li kuv lub siab ntev tau mus txog nws cov kev txwv, muaj ntau xwb ces sob lus nug rau cov pab pawg neeg tag nrho ib ntxeem tau. Nws tsis tshua muaj neeg tsho thaum qee leej xav tias tas rau ib pawg thaum mloog cov lus teb ntawm ib tug neeg uas tsis yog rau tus ponderous tseem "nws puas zoo?, ' koj yuav haus dej?’ thiab ' cas yuav kuv tus txiv hu rau kuv?.
Tos tus nqa, ib tug txiv neej mousey me me kom kuv ' yog koj ib tug kuv?’, qhov no instantly rankled, tiam sis tsis xav mus ib tug ko taw phem kuv tsis kuv tus kheej los ntawm demanding ' ib yam ntawm koj li cas?' thiab teb ib sniffy yam uas kuv nyob ntawm no rau cov hom kawm sau ntawv thiab uas kuv tau txais cov caij nyoog teem rau salsa dancing. Yog cov tus me Antipodean disconcerting theej teb ' nws txog tej zaum ib yam tab sis peb tsis paub li cas lub sij hawm George xav pib ' rau kuv teb uas ' leej twg George?’
'Tus pab qhia'
' Kuv xav tias tus pab qhia tau Steven Berkoff''
‘ AH.. koj tsis koj tau txais hauv email… nws tuaj tsis '
' Tsis pub kuv nyob Vinales tau ob peb hnub thiab tsis tau ntsuam xyuas kuv tug…’
Peb hnub ua ntej pib hnub kawm kom tsis tshua tau ib lub sij hawm zoo los teem dua sijhawm ua muaj qhov. Qhov no yeej tsis yog li cas kuv twb xav hnov.
George, George, George. George pib cov thawj sib kho nyob rau hauv nws suite, nws cia referring rau nws hoob nrog ib hoob adjoining li nws suite txhais tau hais tias nws tsis tau paub ntau ntau ua ntej. Txhij kom zoo nkauj nws tsis tau paub ntau ntau ua ntej. Nws yog hnav tej tsi muaj kimono thiab cia qhia peb txog nws cov hnub yug milestone tsis ntev los no thiab nws yuav khu. Nws pib nws nyeem thawj (tooj twb depleted los ntawm ntau cov neeg uas muaj defected koom kom txhawb salsa) yog ntxiv lwm zaj lus kom tawm cov npe given peb thov. Nws ncaws qhov tseem tshaj nrog Gorgeous George. Qhov zoo tshaj plaws yog ua li cas thiaj pab 'ua' detestable. Li ntawd, peb tau foob Sassy thiab Mellifluous Mel thiab Kindly Kate thiab Amazing Ailon thiab txhua hom ua dag rubbish uas yuav muaj tau unbefitting ntawm cov august Mr Berkoff. Peb prompted kom sau thiab laij tawm tau lub thiab tej qhov muaj kev lom zem ntau. Lub haum tau rau lub kuj mus zoo li cas peb tau sau ntawv, George rhais ib theem actor thiab ib thespian. Kuv twb tsis hnov txog George. Neeg coob ces defect rau salsa.
George muaj tus xav xav tau Edgar Allan Poe hab tug nrog nws cov paj huam qhia cov Raven. Lub sij hawm lom zem heev nyeem uas lub tsev ntxhua khaub ncaws tawg lawm mus rau hoob nrog lub hoover xwb li nws yog shrieking, ravenesesque 'Nevermore'!
Thiab tus silken tu siab meej txog rustling ntawm ib kab hlau rhuav ntshav
Thrilled kuv – uas kuv muaj zoo heev tsis muaj ua ntej terrors;
Yog li ntawd tam sim no, rau qhov beating tseem kuv lub plawv, Kuv sawv rov
'' Tis tej qhua entreating nkag rau kuv cov rooj chamber –
Ib co lig qhua entreating nkag rau kuv cov rooj chamber; –
Qhov no nws yog, thiab tsis muaj dab tsi ntxiv,’
George feem ntau muaj qhua ntawm nws qhov rooj chamber thiab nyob rau tsev hais plaub yuav mus teev. Nws yog insecure thiab ua tau ntawm cov reassurance ntau dua tiresome cov lus uas muaj kev tsis txaus siab thiab ua ib tus ntev yuav tsum tawm hauv nws suite thiab los ntawm lub pas dej ua ke. Nws ua tau siv lub kiv cua me me puag uas nws tsaug zog uas muaj yam tsawg los ib, nyoog phem heev lwm tus nyob hauv no pob tus poj niam (xav paub ntau tus txiv neej mag prefered rau salsa). Nws yuav tsum kom dinners ntawd tsis tag nrho cov neeg raug caw. Nws yog obviously tau ib cov kev siv nyiaj them muaj dawm, tiam sis nws transpired nws twb poob vim hais tias nws yog ib qho tawm ntawm haujlwm actor rau lub dole thiab tsis tau thov kev pab cuam rau ib lub limtiam twg.
Havana tau zoo tis hla lub kos loj, peb tseem cia nrog xav saib. Sawv daws yuav disgruntled nrog rau txhua cov lwm tus tau pab ib dawb lis xaus ntawm kev coach nrog Steven Berkoff (leej twg tau muaj nqi uas contractual) The Isle of dawb thiab kev lom zem zoo ones mus raws thiab nws kev ua ib tug marvellous reunion. Teev tau siv nyob rau hauv elegant ceilinged chav loj thiab xyoo olde pubs thespian mesmerising thiab formidable and captivating raconteur.
11 xav txog"Havana cia tseg: Tus tsis tuaj cov Mr Berkoff thiab Gorgeous George”
Tawm hauv lub teb Thov ua tsaug ua Ncua tseg teb
Qhov no siv Akismet los txo spam. Kawm tau li cas koj saib cov ntaub ntawv tiav.
Raws li koj yuav paub, ntxiv rau lwm yam logistic, tshaj rau qhov xav kom tau shepherded, Kuv yeej txuam kuv tus kheej nrog rau kev txaav ntawm pab pawg neeg tourism..
Xeeb pawg neeg thaj av far thiab tsis nco qab lawm, tsis muaj ib tug heev minutious npaj, thiab ib tug loj nyob rau ntawm lub hauv precious xws li ntau lub sij hawm spare, yuav tsum heev taxing rau ib tug neeg uas nws yuav noj xwb ob peb lub lim piam ntawm chaw ua hauj lwm thaum lub sij hawm, tshawb tej lub loj ntiaj chaw..
Thiab, txij Charley Boorman kuv tsis, yog tsis pub kuv muaj Gervais thiab cov neeg ua lag luam yuav saib xyuas cov bookings, txoj kev uas yooj yim tshaj plaws uas kuv pom kab txawv is, Nws kuj mus koom nrog lawv hu li cas “taug txuj kev nyuaj tours”..
ces txawm, Kuv ntshai, ib tug tsis tau npaj muaj ib txwm nrhiav streetwise ex SAS yuav companions mus ib lub, muab cov loj me me ntawm tus neeg, tab sis, thiab qhov loj ntawm txoj kev ywj pheej muab kev koom tes, ib tug yuav puag nrog lub omnipresent “yeej tsis tau xav li sai dua Ibiza” ib tug neeg..
tsis muaj, ua tau uas tsis muaj phem heev tiam, tej zaum yuav muaj mob ntxiv, Kuv yuav kom koj tau cov duab no.. xijpeem, Kuv muaj ib txoj kev kom kom tawm cov neeg, thiab tsis txhob ntev li ntawm cov kev sib tshuam uas muaj cov lead unworthy..
ntawm lub rooj sab laj pretour, qhov chaw uas sawv daws nug txog yog hais tias nws muaj kev ruaj ntseg yaug cov ntaub hoob nab hauv cov liaj, los yog fwj dej qab qab refreshing lub zos lub voos xwmfab xyaw dej thooj, ntawm kab kuv feem ntau siv los ua kom paub kuv tus kheej rau cov kev pab no:
“Nyob zoo, kuv npe hu ua Emily, vim kuv muaj kaum ob zaum kuv yeej tau siv.”
.. ntseeg kuv, nws yeej ua haujlwm..
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luag nrov nrov! Emily tsaug! Thats ib lub tswv yim zoo kawg nkaus. Kuv txais tau koj taw tes txog cov taug txuj kev nyuaj tours, lawv yeej zoo yog hais tias koj muaj ib me ntsis nqi lub sij hawm mus txeem rau ntau qhov chaw hauv. Kuv tau mus ploj rau plaub los tsib lub lis piam rau ib lub sij hawm, tiam sis hmoov tsis kuv li tam sim no uas yuav tsis tau siv, ces (thiab tam sim no tseem mus kawm ntawv ib co) Kuv npaj qhov tseem tshaj logistically nyob hauv tsev, tsis tas kom kuv paub
Tsaug rau ib tug zoo kawg li xo! Kuv twv yuav raug hu enjoyed nyeem nws, koj yuav
muaj ib tug sau zoo kawg thiab. Kuv yuav ua kom tej bookmark koj blog thiab feem ntau yuav
rov los rau tom qab. Kuv xav hais kom ib tug mus ntxiv koj cov dej num zoo kawg thiab, muaj ib tug zoo thaum sawv ntxov!
qho zoo, Kuv muaj tau nrhiav nws
Hauv internet no qhov internet yog kuv aspiration, heev exceptional style thiab style thiab zoo meej npe txawv.
Yog koj li nthuav! Kuv tsis suppose kuv yeej hais tiag nyeem ib zaug xwb uas li ntawd ua ntej.
Zoo li mus nrhiav tau muaj leej twg nrog nws ob peb xav txog
cov ntawv no. Tiag.. muaj ntau tus tsaug rau no pib.
Qhov no yog ib yam uas yuav tsum tau nyob rau web, ib tug neeg uas muaj me ntsis originality!
Kuv hlub Havana! Thiab txawv tebchaws no tsis nyuaj li yawm suab lom zem…
nyeem zoo
Steven Berkoff ntsib koj? Nws zoo li yog dab tsi? Yog nws tsuam?
Nws charming thiab ib yawm raconteur!
Tsaug ntau.